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If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.
It’s ALL in the hands
(Source: nicotortorella)
A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.
Amen.
But a man in lingerie though, js.
A man wearing lingerie under a well-tailored tux though.
welcome to tumblr.
(Source: goober3031)
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
Frank Ocean - Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)
Dope
